What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How long will it take Christian president-elect Donald J. Trump to restore our nation's moral values?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

How do I get fit at home?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

Why do flat Earthers still exist even though it is scientifically proven that the Earth is spherical?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

What's the hardest part about marriage that no one ever talks about?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

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Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

When did bestiality first occur to you and how did it happen the first time? Was it a deliberate decision or it just happened and you allowed it?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

Why do some people enjoy being dominated?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No